I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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