how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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