Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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