I puked a lego.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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