just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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