In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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