Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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