Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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