Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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