...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
