I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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