I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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