I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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