I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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