i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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