i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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