its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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