escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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