He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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