dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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