i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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