No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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