You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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