Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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