Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
