hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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