I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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