I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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