wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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