Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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