escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Say something about gay babies.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
