butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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