even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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