I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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