You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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did you just send me my own nude
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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