I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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