What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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