i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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