i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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