Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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