im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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