i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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