Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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