Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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