If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
