she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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