it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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