Dual....:-)
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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