I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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