Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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