i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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