Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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