I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
