I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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