i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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